Saturday, May 30, 2009

girls, girls, girls...

okay, to prove that I am NOT a sexist, I will also make this post, okayy?
remember my previous post, entitled boys,boys,boys... ? I've some thoughts that us girls aren't as innocent either. We are just as bad. Like literally the worst.

Girls have this silly things we called 'tantrums'. We are selfish and get triggered very easily. Why? don't ask me, I'm just the same. Boys would probably have a hard time to understand us. To make us happy. Because it's a very hard thing to do. I am watching Desperate Housewives as I type, and let me tell you something, they are everything that's wrong about us women.

Women always wanted to know everything, every single little thing there is to know. On everything. Whether it is about dissing someone, a thing we usually called 'gossiping', or about our lovers personal opinion, again, on everything. This, is not healthy. Not AT ALL. I just realized that now. Because, in reality, one's true opinion hurts.
Women always wanted to know the truth. They want people, especially their lover, to be dead right honest. But when they found out the truth. It's not always fun and games. They complain. Yes girls, we do, don't they to deny it.

A scenario will go like this:
Girl: Honey, do you love me?
Guy: Why of course, baby. Why do you ask?
Girl: Will you ever marry me?
Guy: Uhmm... about that... I dunno
*insert anger here*

or another common scenario, this happens a lot trust me:
Girl: Do you think I look fat in this? Be HONEST!
Guy: Yes baby, no, you look good.
Girl: Good? Yes, no? which is it??
Guy: No, you look just fine.
Girl: uhmmm... you're just saying that, i told you to be honest.
( a guy should just stop right here)
Guy: You do seem like you put on a little weight...
And kaboom kapoosh, all hell break loose.

We are liars, the best liars. We are hypocrites, backstabbers on each other if we are after the same thing.
Women have one weakness, but it's a severe one: Fashion. Once we reached the age of teen, we know what's in and what's out. It's a good thing. You sure don't wanna wear a potato sack for your prom, you have to know you're style. But, once we know it a bit too much, we have a lotta wants and not enough cash to buy everything to fill our closet.

And come to think of it, the 7 deadly sins apply to us women. Lust (of course), Greed (double CHECK), Pride, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, and of course, the biggest sin a woman could have is: Envy.

Like my previous post, also, I will also point out the good things about Women. Women are hard to predict, when we have our monthly period, we're a bitch. A total one. When we're in labour, we're also a bitch. We bite or husband, throwing things at them. But, that's the point. We gave birth. Men shouldn't care whether we bit their ears off or not. We're delivering a child! A head will come out out of our 4inch opening. We carry a baby inside our body, our stomach, for approximately 9 months, and then gave birth. We deliver lives into this world. So be thankful. We take care of the house (most of us at least), we cook, we give men the sensitivity that they need. Actually, I do not have to explain to you why women are SPECIAL. it's just because WE ARE. Women are special. It's written in the Qur'an. What kinda other bloody proof do you need??

2 Shibbies:

Dru Padi said...

we're special coz people would indefinitely rather watch a girl-on-girl action than a guy-on-guy action
right? right.

KEISHA said...

yes, adilla, that too hahaha

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